Shaina stories - the real ones

Definition: shaina story

Pronunciation: \ˈʃeɪˌnə ˈstȯr-ē\

Function: noun

Inflected Form(s): plural shaina stories

Etymology: Weird English shaina storie, from Yiddish שֵׁײנָא and from Anglo-French estoire, estorie

Date: 21st century

1 : a story with no ending
2 : an account of incidents or events where a : nothing makes sense or b : there is no obvious climactic moment 
3 a : a joke with no punch line b : a joke which runs on far past the punch line

Examples

 "Jordan! I'm eating Persian food!"
 
"Oh that reminds me of a story about this bridge in Russia...or maybe it was somewhere else like Europe....but they were trying to rename it and think of new crazy names like ....someone's name, someone famous.  I'm pretty sure it was a bridge, but maybe it was a city.  I think it was in Russia - but it could have been somewhere else...it was definitely somewhere in the world."

Please feel free to leave a comment with a Shaina story ...as you probably know I have a horrible memory (which probably is partly the cause for Shaina stories but eh...)